Insomnia strikes us all from time to time. Not nightmares, oh no. When insomnia is in town I dream of having nightmares. No, it’s worse than a few dreams. I am kept awake by thoughts. My over-active brain becomes deluged with all manner of thoughts, all jostling for space and [...]
Archive for June, 2008
A Good Night’s Sleep? Pah, In Your Dreams, Mate.
Posted in Idiocy, Me, TV, W&C Home, tagged big brother gets brutal, doctor jew, eugene levy, help me, i'm not anti-semitic, insomnia, sleep on June 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Italy’s underperformance at Euro 2008 explained.
Posted in Football, W&C Home, tagged euro 2008, flaming lips, Football, roberto donadoni, soccer, underwhelming euro campaign, wayne coyne on June 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Coyne
Donadoni
Though he has proved his worth to the world of happy psychedelic rock and is a consummate live performer, Wayne Coyne’s knowledge of international-level football is, it has to be said, at best rudimentary. Get your money on the French to win Tuesday night’s grudge match.
My favourite wall
Posted in Idiocy, W&C Home, tagged broken leg, chav, fuckwit, ha ha ha ha ha, help-me-help-me, ouchy, wall on June 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hi readers!
What’s your favourite wall? Many people would immediately jump to the obvious and say “The Berlin Wall!”, forgetting that the Berlin Wall was a symbol of oppression and heartbreak for many. The Great Wall of China scores highly on the “being seen from space” front, but cannot be seen from Leicester, and [...]
Sex and the Shitty
Posted in Idiocy, TV, W&C Home, tagged carrie bradshaw, fuck off, hollywood, not my cup of tea, piece of shit, sex and the city on June 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It will come as a colossal shock to anyone who happens to read this blog, but I make no apology for dropping the bombshell – I hate Sex and the City. I will not be heading to the cinema, even now the queues have shortened, to take in the movie, nor will I be [...]
Back, after a fashion
Posted in Cats, Football, Idiocy, Me, Rugby, politics, tagged Add new tag, annoyance, boris johnson, bt, Cats, celtic, Football, munster, Rugby on June 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I think the safest way to update after my long absence is to enumerate things:
1) The long wait has been entirely the fault of British Telecom. Too long and boring a story to relate here in full, suffice it to say that they activated my phoneline and then they deactivated it, then they [...]
My name is Paul Kelly. I am approaching 30. I live in Leicester with